July 2009

Thought this was funny

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and [...]

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

Being a Huge fan of GI Joe when I was a kid, I’m really looking forward to this. Not getting my hopes up though, as hollywood has a habit of ruining these adaptations.
From the snaps I’ve seen and script details it doesn’t look like they’re sticking to the original story, but should be a pretty [...]

Funny TV Commercials

New one out from Panasonic promoting there tough range if cameras.
Gave me a dam good laugh.

just got back from 4wdin

was pretty nuts almost rolled down the side of one track.. articles than pushed up agaisnt a tree and had too get the chain puller out.. than got bogged in a sand quarry yup good times

Vic police

Vic police can suck my snot through my left testy….I got pulled over on punt rd, Richmond on Friday night because my car exhaust popped going under the Richmond station overpass.
I got Breathalyzed, drug tested, roadworthy and license checked. You dumb shits should have been fining the people that where farking jay walking through traffic [...]

Michael Jackson is dead – jokes

Michael Jackson was quoted as saying “It don’t matter if you’re black or white”.. that’s rich coming from someone who is now green…
He was known to put on awesome performance’s, great shows, but lately, he’s been a bit stiff….
Billy Jean was not his lover, but Death was….
I guess now he will be one of the [...]

Real Quidditch Trailer

Intercollegiate Quidditch Trailer

I think it’s funny how they grunt retardedly all the time…
still if it didn’t have all the gayness of the holding a broomstick between your legs, running like a retard and pretending you were harry potter, I reckon it’d probably be pretty fun
unfortunately it isn’t that cool, I saw an article about [...]